James Tiberius Kirk (
boldygoing) wrote2017-07-03 09:44 pm
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Captain's First LOL [for losthunter]
With the restrictions on his food intake finally lifted, and with months to go until the Enterprise is ready to fly again, Jim Kirk has had all the more reasons to visit the Nexus and explore, particularly the markets. Whether it's finding interesting otherworldly seedlings for Sulu, tracking down a source of authentic Vulcan kreyla for Spock, or bringing home volumes of Russian literature for Chekov, there's always something to bring back for somebody.
Jim's been warned about LOLs before. Both through the brochure he picked up the first time he arrived here, and by some Nexus veterans, namely Hunter and Samus. But in the months since he's been visiting the multiverse, he's still never seen the phenomenon, not even once.
And so it's easy to forget for a moment that he has to be cautious.
He's discovered a Jewish cafe on one corner of the commercial district that's offering free samples to passersby, and it's been ages since he's had real, hand-made vorschmack on rye. So he doesn't think twice before accepting one of the samples on offer, and there's nothing to indicate that there's anything in it other than the usual bread, fish, and other typical ingredients he'd expect. At least, not until the woman running the sample cart asks him how he likes it.
Jim fully intends on simply complimenting her on the flavor of the food, but what comes out instead is, "It's good but not as good as my Grandma Ruth used to make." He blinks in confusion. "I don't know why I just said that. I wasn't going to tell you that." And again... he says more than he intended.
"Oh dear," the woman says, looking mournfully at the sample tray. "I used the wrong seasoning again. Sorry about that." And then she whisks the tray away, vanishing into the depths of the cafe with no explanation or any indication that she plans to return.
And only now does Jim remember the warnings he was given.
"Oh shit. This is not good." He doesn't know what the hell it's done to him, aside from making him chattier than he intended to be, but he doesn't want to go home like this. Especially not when he can't be certain there won't be more coming. And there's only one person he knows he can go to for help.
Jim calls up the coordinates for Hunter's apartment, hurrying to get his ass over there, muttering to himself under his breath.
Jim's been warned about LOLs before. Both through the brochure he picked up the first time he arrived here, and by some Nexus veterans, namely Hunter and Samus. But in the months since he's been visiting the multiverse, he's still never seen the phenomenon, not even once.
And so it's easy to forget for a moment that he has to be cautious.
He's discovered a Jewish cafe on one corner of the commercial district that's offering free samples to passersby, and it's been ages since he's had real, hand-made vorschmack on rye. So he doesn't think twice before accepting one of the samples on offer, and there's nothing to indicate that there's anything in it other than the usual bread, fish, and other typical ingredients he'd expect. At least, not until the woman running the sample cart asks him how he likes it.
Jim fully intends on simply complimenting her on the flavor of the food, but what comes out instead is, "It's good but not as good as my Grandma Ruth used to make." He blinks in confusion. "I don't know why I just said that. I wasn't going to tell you that." And again... he says more than he intended.
"Oh dear," the woman says, looking mournfully at the sample tray. "I used the wrong seasoning again. Sorry about that." And then she whisks the tray away, vanishing into the depths of the cafe with no explanation or any indication that she plans to return.
And only now does Jim remember the warnings he was given.
"Oh shit. This is not good." He doesn't know what the hell it's done to him, aside from making him chattier than he intended to be, but he doesn't want to go home like this. Especially not when he can't be certain there won't be more coming. And there's only one person he knows he can go to for help.
Jim calls up the coordinates for Hunter's apartment, hurrying to get his ass over there, muttering to himself under his breath.
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"Why did he select to act as an Ambassador?"
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Hunter sort of wishes he knew how long the truth LOL will last for Jim. He is running out of conversation points, where the undiluted truth might not be the best scenario. And he doesn't want Jim to feel bored. Or restless.
"You have a lot of good people in your life."
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[Been looking for a good way to ease him out of it, so I figure a nap is a good timeskip point. ;) ]
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[sweet. timeskip point would be good]
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Jim retreats to the bedroom, and Hunter might hear him muttering to himself for a little while. It tapers off after about a half an hour as he falls asleep, quiet for the first time in hours.
When he wakes some time later, Jim is briefly disoriented, having forgotten where he was and why, though only for a moment. His headache is gone, and to his mild surprise, none of those thoughts feel compelled to leap from his mouth like they have been since the LOL began. This had better be over, he thinks, and is pleased when that doesn't become vocal either.
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Something delicious smelling is cooking in the oven. The smells of melted cheese might drift over to where Jim lays in his bed.
Hunter is humming to himself, as he cleans the last of his art brushes, and his own hands. He must have taken a shower too, because there are no signs of paint on his face or body anymore.
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He leaves his boots off for the moment, his footsteps all the quieter for it as he moves out into the main living area of the apartment. He catches sight of Hunter in short order, but doesn't say anything right away, just enjoying the fact that his appreciative running commentary is staying put in his head where it belongs this time, watching the man at work.
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There is a little radio in the art studio, that has been playing music as he cleaned. Happy comes on the radio, and Hunter just starts to naturally dance along with the music. Still cleaning as he dances.
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Hunter smiles. "No more LOL?"
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"I have a lasagna cooking for supper." He notes.
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"Is that what that is? It smells pretty good. How long was I out?" He feels fairly rested, so it must have been more than just a short nap. And Hunter has found time not only to finish his painting and clean up, but apparently make a lasagna.
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